14 Hillarious Tweets Only For Food Addicts, They Will Understand

What on Earth is better than food? Nothing. Is there anything more comforting after a long day of school or work than a nice juicy hamburger, bacon-cheese fries or a double cheese pizza? I don’t think so, and I am pretty sure that most of you can relate.

Do you consider yourself a food addict? Then you are definitely going to feel the accuracy in this hilarious tweets about food.

1. Basically, stages of life itself.

The stages of eating pizza

1) I ate way too much

2) This hurts. Why am I still eating?

3) One more bite & I’ll die

4) Just 3 more slices

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) July 20, 2016

2. I literally count every single second.

When Dominos said they'd be 45 minutes but it's been 50. pic.twitter.com/HqJwZXXrKY

— Ollie Garch (@ojedge) June 15, 2016

3. LOL. We all feel you, Mike.

I'm at my most desperate when food comes but it's too hot to eat.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) January 6, 2016

4. Oh, it sure doesn’t.

I almost just choked on a kale chip and all I could think was that this never happens with Cinnabons.

— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) June 22, 2016

5. Duuuuh.

porn is so unrealistic who would have sex while the pizza was getting cold so stupid

— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 31, 2012

6. I don’t even think I can wait 45 minutes.

45 mins ago: OMG I'm so full from this Chinese buffet, I won't even need dinner tonight.
Now: OMG I'm absolutely ravenous.

— She Persisted (@knowerofnada) July 5, 2016

7. My journal would have about 7 more similar notes.

Diet Journal Day 1:

9:04 AM: Ate a cheesecake.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 23, 2016

8. Life goals are questionable when it comes to food.

My bucket list is basically a list of places I want to eat.

— Mrs.Hook (@khook32) September 24, 2015

9. I found the perfect diet for me.

Diet tip: instead of eating three large meals a day, break it up and eat 78 smaller ones.

— SardonicTart (@SardonicTart) September 5, 2015

10. Oh, and congratulations to the married couple.

*walks up to microphone during wedding reception*
*taps on mic; everyone smiles*
"Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please"

— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) July 25, 2015

11. Surreal accuracy.

if we go on a pizza date it's me on a date with pizza you're just the third wheel stop trying to make it all about you lil bitch

— ㅤ (@deprive) July 18, 2016