What on Earth is better than food? Nothing. Is there anything more comforting after a long day of school or work than a nice juicy hamburger, bacon-cheese fries or a double cheese pizza? I don’t think so, and I am pretty sure that most of you can relate.
Do you consider yourself a food addict? Then you are definitely going to feel the accuracy in this hilarious tweets about food.
1. Basically, stages of life itself.
The stages of eating pizza
1) I ate way too much
2) This hurts. Why am I still eating?
3) One more bite & I’ll die
4) Just 3 more slices
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 20, 2016
2. I literally count every single second.
When Dominos said they'd be 45 minutes but it's been 50. pic.twitter.com/HqJwZXXrKY
— Ollie Garch (Not Sanctioned) (@ojedge) June 15, 2016
3. LOL. We all feel you, Mike.
I'm at my most desperate when food comes but it's too hot to eat.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) January 6, 2016
4. Oh, it sure doesn’t.
I almost just choked on a kale chip and all I could think was that this never happens with Cinnabons.
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) June 22, 2016
5. Duuuuh.
porn is so unrealistic who would have sex while the pizza was getting cold so stupid
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 31, 2012
6. I don’t even think I can wait 45 minutes.
https://twitter.com/knowerofnada/status/750406476821241857?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
7. My journal would have about 7 more similar notes.
Diet Journal Day 1:
9:04 AM: Ate a cheesecake.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 23, 2016
8. Life goals are questionable when it comes to food.
https://twitter.com/khook32/status/647054463337922562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
9. I found the perfect diet for me.
Diet tip: instead of eating three large meals a day, break it up and eat 78 smaller ones.
— ❤️🔥Sardonic Tart❤️🔥 (@SardonicTart) September 5, 2015
10. Oh, and congratulations to the married couple.
*walks up to microphone during wedding reception*
*taps on mic; everyone smiles*
"Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please"— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) July 25, 2015
11. Surreal accuracy.
https://twitter.com/deprive/status/755159466375602178?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
12. School math was useful after all.
https://twitter.com/EllenReaction/status/744980920768335872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
13. Dream about food and wake up excited about breakfast.
Save 4,000 calories by going to bed at 7pm.
— That Carly Girl (@thatcarlygirl) June 16, 2016
14. Can I have a salad but with pizza slices instead of lettuce?
https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/730117340499718144?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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