Maria Gabriela Mendez
When you start dating someone, it’s all about getting to know each other, and mostly making a good impression of ourselves. But sometimes things don’t work out they way we planned them. On the first date, things could go either really good or really wrong.
If you genuinely like the person you went out with, you’re most likely to be nervous, especially if you don’t know them that much. There’s always a bit of awkwardness, as you try to say and do the right thing the other person might be right there wondering why you have that crazy look on your face.
So we are here to present you with 20 relatable and funny facts that everyone has gone through when dating.
20. When you are so nervous you make things up.
Any girl would be impressed with this one.
[first date]
“Tell me two interesting things about yourself”
well I lie when I’m nervous…
“ok…”
and I invented oatmeal— dan mentos (@DanMentos) 17 de noviembre de 2015
19. That moment you try to make a good impression.
But you really have no any idea of what you’re talking about.
[1st date]
HER: My favorite movie is Zoolander, how bout u?
ME: OMG SAME
HER: What part’s ur fave?
ME: Um [sweating] when he lands a zoo
— Terry F (@daemonic3) 30 de agosto de 2016
18. The truth always comes out.
Don’t try to hide your feelings.
me after a glass of wine on the first date pic.twitter.com/TsoCb2GHf9
— Séamus Gallagher (@ShameusSeamus) 5 de noviembre de 2016
17. The best way to attract a female.
The sound of money.
*I notice you pulling up across the street for our first date and skip over to you, the change in my cargo pockets signaling my wealth*
— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) 25 de mayo de 2016
16. We are all looking for the same thing.
You’ll find it eventually.
honestly im just looking for a girl who’s ok with going to kohls on a first date
— birthday turtle (@dubstep4dads) 6 de noviembre de 2016
15. This is some really useful information.
You’ll thank us later.
giving out advice instead of candy. kids can get m&ms anywhere but who’s gonna tell’em to never fuck a guy who says I love u on the 1st date
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) 1 de noviembre de 2016
14. When you just had to ask that question.
You’ve been holding it for like an eternity. Shoot it right now.
date:..and so after mom died my brother and i raised ourselves
m: do you ever pretend youre an agent of shield i do— meatshirt (@prettysadmostly) 17 de diciembre de 2015
13. When your stalking skills are shown.
I can’t help it, sorry not sorry.
[first date]
ok dont let them know i stalked them online
them: my aunt–
me: theresa or sharon— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) 7 de noviembre de 2015
12. When your date can read your mind.
If it has superpowers keep it.
[first date]
me: don’t let her know you vocalise everything you think
her: what?
me: shit she knows— Dylan (@dyldonot) 18 de febrero de 2015
11. There are a few things that you might want to keep to yourself.
Just keep holding it in or go to the bathroom.
{first date}
Him: You look tense
Me: I’m so nervous
Him: Aw. Just be you
Me: IVE BEEN HOLDING IN A FART THAT MIGHT LAUNCH ME TO CANADA
— Sufficient Charm (@SufficientCharm) 24 de junio de 2015
10. Sometimes you are just not on the same page.
Literally.
[first date]
HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs?
ME: *scanning the menu* I don’t even see them on here. What page are you on?
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) 24 de octubre de 2016
9. Life or death questions.
Answer wisely.
Peanut butter type, brand and frequency?
~ important first date question
— June (@junejuly12) 27 de octubre de 2016
8. Sometimes is not about the person you are dating.
Accurate.
[1st date]
Maybe next time i could meet your dog[2nd date]
Your dog is so cool[3rd date]
Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) 22 de octubre de 2015
7. When you have things in common.
It’s great to have an instant connection.
[on first date]
Her: I played the flute in college.
Me: (don’t say skin flute, don’t say…)
Her: You?
Me: I also sucked a few dicks.
— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) 2 de noviembre de 2016
6. And you were wondering why you didn’t get to the second date.
It’s too obvious.
Wear crocs on every first date
— Bad Advice Dog (@BadAdviceDog) 2 de noviembre de 2016
5. When they push your buttons.
Well, at least you tried.
[first date]
Me: (Be cool, don’t let her know you miss Harambe)
Date: I’ll have the banana pudding
Me: You know who else liked bananas
— james nielssen (@cool_as_heck) 24 de agosto de 2016
4. It’s important to show people what you’re into.
No matter what it is.
[trying to avoid awkward silence on first date]
you ever see a horse throw up?
“no”
*smiles and turns phone sideways so video gets bigger*— brent (@murrman5) 27 de marzo de 2015
3. I hate it when this happens.
Dont’ you?
Her: you ok?
Me: just nervous, I don’t date much
Her: you’re doing fine
[I go to take a drink, but It’s the candle & I set my face on fire]— Dave (@T_N_Crumpets) 4 de septiembre de 2015
2. Isn’t that what 911 is for?
Worst scenario ever.
911 what’s your emergency?
I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE.
Ma’am we don’t–
IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) 28 de mayo de 2013
1. Fake it until you make it
I’m gonna try this one next time for sure.
First date
Him: What do you do?
Me [pulls out a Victoria’s Secret catalog that I’ve clearly glued photos of my face into]
“I’m a model.”
— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) 28 de octubre de 2015
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