Luis Farage
Great sagas mean great die hard fans. They learn the languages, know the cartography, the creatures that live those worlds, know the weapons, kingdoms, ships, and so on. And Star Wars is no different than the others. We can even say it’s a pioneer on this kind of things.
So we can obviously wait that there are fans that create tons of things inspired by their favorite franchise series. Cosplays, fan fictions, spin-offs, etc. The list is endless. So in such a wide world of reenactment, and since everything is an industry, we also get porn.
Out of this world porn.
So yeah, if you have thought about it probably there is porn of it. If you have ever thought an object, food or whatever there already exists a porn that is doing what you just thought, and probably has gone further. Now the crew from BuzzFeed Blue have discovered Star Wars porn and decided to share it with us.
The horror.
For this video, the guys from BuzzFeed Blue not only were exposed to several porn videos. But as well most of them admitted being die-hard Star Wars fans. So the horror of these porn parodies hit them harder.
The experimentation?
The team was exposed to three titles, with very delightfully kinky names obviously. They were: Stella Cox Force Awakens An XXX Parody Star Wars, Star Wars Parody With Red Monster Freak Babe Getting F*cked and Porn Wars – Star Wars Amateur Porn.
The videos.
The first one, Stella Cox Force Awakens An XXX Parody Star Wars, as it names says it’s a recreation of the 7th movie of the saga The Force Awakens. Well, it features Riley caught and a Stormtrooper, that is mind controlled by the force into releasing her. But as everything goes in porn things escalate irrationally quickly and they end up going down to business.
Star Wars Parody With Red Monster Freak Babe Getting F*cked
Something that as well characterizes porn, besides going from opening a box of cereal to f*cking, is the lousy acting. In the second title Star Wars Parody With Red Monster Freak Babe Getting F*cked that is pretty clear, as we see a crappy lightsaber fight. That seemed to reimagine the episode 1, The Ghost Menace, of the saga and the fight between Darth Maul, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon. The real challenge, as the crew said, was how to get from a fight to a sex scene, but porn didn’t disappointed and managed to do the transition. Using the force to get naked.
Porn Wars – Star Wars Amateur Porn
was the only one that took the job of getting the introducing credits. But despite that it was crappy costumes, acting and a green screen. It features the typical story of incest, only that know is between Darth Vader and Princess Leia. As well we see how the force and a lightsaber can be used to do even greater bad.
The reactions.
As pretty much on the internet, and especially on YouTube, the comments and reactions are one of the best things. And since these guys love for Star Wars was torn apart and turned into shock by this porn films the comments were epic.
They knew what they were getting into. Logically many reaffirmed what we knew. Like the crappy acting or how would they go from trying to kill each other in an “epic fight” to getting horny with it and simply wanting to get laid.
But the best part of all came at the end. When the guys saw the Porn Wars – Star Wars Amateur Porn. Not only because of all the crappy porn elements but because of the comments. Like saying this Darth Vader look like a Dj saying to the people to get pumped, while he was using the force to get Leia into pumping him. Or the epic reactions from the guy with the beanie. As well as the introducing of a lightsaber through Leia’s rectum
At the end, the only thing the guys discovered was that in porn everything is possible. They even found out that there was a porn version of Kill Bill, probably their next video will be about that.
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