Maria Gabriela Mendez
Looking back on this year, we’ve had pretty amazing moments, but it has also been a really messed up year. We have ups and lows, like real lows, think about music for a second there are songs you wish you could delete for your memory forever, but unfortunately you can’t.
A lot of music was made this year. The big names in the industry came out with plenty of albums for us, but that doesn’t mean they are good, sometimes they need to keep some songs for themselves and save us the bad times.
If you’re a masochist like us, here’s a list of the worst songs we listened to this year:
15. Shout Out To My Ex – Little Mix.
Putting aside the bad beat this song has, the lyrics are some sort of passive aggressive letter. I really don’t get it, you hate him, you thank him, he was awful, you miss him? Make up your mind and just get over him. Maybe you’ll come up with a better song than this one.
14. Sweatshirt – Jacob Sartorius.
Vine star gone musician. Do I need to say more? He’s been compared to Justin Bieber, but have you ever listened to his voice? Not that good. The song is very popular but again, he’s a Viner, you couldn’t expect less. I’ll give him a point for writing a song, though.
13. Bored To Death – Blink 182.
Actually, the name of the song describes my thoughts on it in a pretty accurate way. But isn’t just the song, the whole album is wrong. I don’t know what happened to them, they are one of my favorite bands. I really hope they recover from this.
Life is too short to last long #blink182 #boredtodeath
— Jimmy (@jimjamkablam24) 21 de noviembre de 2016
I believe this isn’t a quote from the song but an advice to the band.
12. All Time Low – Jon Bellion.
“You look right through me/ You’re the reason I’m alone and masturbate” Seriously? WTF are you trying to do? Hit on a girl? That’s not gonna work. I really can’t say much about this one. Just shut up, thank you.
11. Red, White, and You – Steven Tyler.
If you already are in the Rock Music Hall Of Fame what in the world made you think you could be any good at country music? Whoever that is, please let it out of your team or life forever. There is even an album…
10. Champions – Kanye West.
There are too many people in this song to understand what they are trying to do. It must be Kanye with his “funny” songs again.
It’s funny how Kanye positioned “Famous” and “Champions” as his big hits for the year
— goog synthesizer (@therealgoog) 4 de diciembre de 2016
It’s funny because they both suck.
9. Side To Side – Ariana Grande.
Nicky Minaj and Ariana Grande are usually a good combination, but this song couldn’t handle it. It sounds like Nicky is trying to hard to mix a bunch of words that don’t rhyme. It doesn’t work.
8. Hands To Myself – Selena Gomez.
First of all, I can’t bearly listen to what you are saying, please learn to modulate before singing a song. And if you watch that video you’ll find it really creepy how she has an entire wall covered in photos of some random guy, it looks like you are gonna kill the guy not “touch” him. You need to chill Selena.
7. Team – Iggy Azalea.
She tried a falsetto and didn’t work. She tried to be a rapper and it didn’t work either. Maybe you should try something else, like going back to 2014 where you belong. Bye!
6. Private Show – Britney Spears.
So private you can’t even listen to it on YouTube. But it’s better that way because the song just feels really wrong. In the commercial, you only see empty chairs because that’s the amount of people that’s attending to her shows.
5. I Took a Pill In Ibiza – Mike Posner.
“I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool,” Nor Avicii thinks you are cool nor do we. Please go home and hide under a rock.
4. Ghostbusters (I’m not afraid) – Fall Out Boy.
What a way of ruining a great movie soundtrack. “Who you’re gonna call” Not Fall Out Boy for sure. Plus, Missie Elliot? Really? How in the world did this end up this way?
3. Work – Rihanna.
Alright, all the fuss around this song is Rihanna dancing with Drake. That’s it, her butt against Drake’s body. An excuse to shake your butt. Nothing more to say.
2. M.I.L.F.$ – Fergie.
The lyrics make no sense at all, like are you really that desperate for a little guy’s attention. Younger men aren’t that good. Plus, there is money implied. I don’t really know what to say. I quit.
1. Heathens – Twenty One Pilots.
The song is as disappointing as the movie that is made for. They were doing so good with “Ride” and “Stressed Out” and now they screwed up like this. I mean DC had been doing pretty bad, and we were expecting the same from Suicide Squad, but you guys, you were good. Like I wanna cry.
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