Luis Farage
The internet is a fun place. You can spend your time in pretty much anything you want to. You can buy stuff, watch funny videos, play online games, listen to music, learn new skills and many other kinds of stuff.
But it’s also a dangerous and mean place. Not due to the dark web or any of that. It’s because it’s mainly mean. As any mistake will be spread and mocked infinitely. And that is something a poor girl named Alyssa Bordelon (@og_pocahontas) learned the hard way.
The genesis.
The girl from Louisiana posted a selfie before going out. But the internet notice more than the dress to kill look from Alyssa.
Going to dinner because I needed an excuse to wear this pic.twitter.com/UpeVG8y5SJ
— alyssa 🏳️🌈 (@og_pocahontas) December 23, 2016
White and dirty.
As fellow Twitter users notice her room look like if the apocalypse met “Where is Waldo.” Making that the post she did receive more than 4.000 retweets and 8.000 likes.
@og_pocahontas time to find an excuse to clean that room, cause… pic.twitter.com/umZAA2RQQ2
— ㅤㅤ (@skyIizzle) January 6, 2017
And so it begins.
Obviously, the internet started making all kind of parodies. And not only were impossible to stop but also had that classic internet touch of creativity.
@og_pocahontas room look like a page from “I spy” pic.twitter.com/9Ok5WIlWRF
— ADZ (@AdeezyMendoza) January 6, 2017
@og_pocahontas you and ur kids in 10 years . pic.twitter.com/7csr9bbamv
— III6 (@benell_) January 6, 2017
Common hygiene, oh I swear (what he means) At this moment, you mean everything.
Really the hygiene of this girl shines due it’s lacking. We wonder if her mom would allow her to go out as she plans with her room looking like that.
@og_pocahontas And after dinner, she’ll be eating floor marshmallows for dessert: pic.twitter.com/WxrAhZJHWf
— Tim Anderson (@RealTimShady42) January 6, 2017
@og_pocahontas BREH is that a mouse back there?! pic.twitter.com/kOzUZy4yxE
— Veener Shnitzel (@deucetreykix) January 6, 2017
Lol The mouse don’t even know where to go. He said fuck it Ima just chill on these draws.
— Tanya MeanAss. (@_BaDunCHING_) January 6, 2017
A bit out of line.
Even though the hygiene of Alyssa is questionable there were some really mean and out of line comments. We all know the jokes and all are for fun, but there is no need to be disrespectful.
@og_pocahontas bitch is that a waffle maker?? pic.twitter.com/iEY9bXaTfG
— No Hoes Just Loyal (@ReverzeBass) January 6, 2017
Friends online.
At least some merciful souls had pity on Alyssa and show a bit of solidarity to her.
@og_pocahontas i can relate (its worse around the corner..) pic.twitter.com/WyNBsxZbh7
— milla lite 🍻 (@camillaszkotak) January 6, 2017
I gotchu covered cleaned ya room for free RT @og_pocahontas Going to dinner because I needed an excuse to wear this pic.twitter.com/QKc9BZ6D7K
— highsaiah (@halalzay) January 6, 2017
Making out a profit.
Between all the fuzz Alyssa at least got an incredible idea and probably will get profit out of it. She decided to use her new Twitter fame and ask people out to donate to her GoFundMe page, called “Pay My Tuition and I’ll Clean My Room.” Stating that “If I reach my goal ($10,000 = 1 year of tuition at my school), I will quit my second job and devote my life to cleanliness.” Not sure there’s much of a connection but as the internet rolls probably she will earn some bucks.
@og_pocahontas how can you take a mirror pic like that knowing your room looks the way it does pic.twitter.com/uTeIyxiSws
— xoxo, Nick (@_nicktbh) January 6, 2017
Just going to leave this here.
In a hilarious turn of events, we discover that the chorus of the 80’s hit Come on Eileen from Dexys Midnight Runners practically predict this. And since The Simpsons predict Trump and tons of other things this seems legit. Again just change the “come on Eileen” for “common hygiene” and you have the next hit of the season.
Come on Eileen, oh I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Ah, come on Eileen
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