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15 Movie Posters That Are Burtally Honest About The Film

Sometimes You Have To Tell It Like It Is

Movie posters usually sell us a great story that’s nowhere near reality. But then again, that’s called marketing and we still are suckers for movies. But maybe it would be a good idea to sell us the real story.

Yeah, what about an honest movie poster? That would be something different to what we’re used to. Can you imagine? “Fantastic beast and where to find them: Just another story to make millions. And yes, continue the Harry Potter franchise.

Check these ones out:

15. And that’s the proper name for this movie.

Finally over. Kaput. Finito. Isn’t that what we where all expecting?  That this vampire romantic  tragedy came to an end. And it did!

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Finally over!

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14. That sums it up.

And they end up happy. So, the kids keep singing during the whole movie and the nun, who is supposed to be committed to God, feels butterflies in her tummy because that’s how magic life is.

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13. That’s pretty much the message of the movie.

A sweet reminder of taking care of your pets. All those doggies running away from Cruella, poor things, maybe it wouldn’t have happened if they would have been neutered.

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12. Mostly camping and making bad plans.

Let’s not forget about the bad ideas they have. The movie is basically in tents, that’s what I call intense camping, after all if you’re trying to lay low there’s no better place than the woods. I’ve never seen that much camping activity in an HP movie.

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11. This is really honest.

After all, she did get lucky. Let’s face it, this never happens in real life. A hooker that finds a man who helps her leave that lifestyle, and on top of everything there’s love.

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10. It looks like a hit.

Raw, honest and spares you the surprise. A story about redemption and suffering. You were warned, after all, they all do die but at least there are some good songs to give you hope about life.

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9. Damn, too honest!

“Everyone has aids.” Of course, everyone has AIDS is a movie about it but its still a good and honest movie poster.

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8. Your suffering is about to finish…

But there’s still one more, and they do it in this one! After years of problems, drama and feeling cold all the time the couple gets married. Yeah, we couldn’t stand one more movie with all that sexual tension, they needed to alleviate it after all.

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7. There’s no another way to explain it.

Sounds like a fairytale, right? This syndrome is as old as time, but they give it a little twist by adding a fierce beast for the girl to fall in love with.

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6. I’d like to say is not that accurate.

But it actually is pretty accurate. Because most of the scenes are topless, then there’s drama, action, and more topless scenes. The most shocking part is that Christian Bale gained so much weight he even had titties. Lol.

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Oh no!

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5. Haha, it’s better like these.

This guy develops an intimate relationship with her phone voiced software and suddenly discovers he’s not the only one. But we can’t blame him, Scarlett has an attractive voice, so no wonder the dude fell for her, or her voice. This is too messed up but honest.

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4. It was the inspiration.

Drama, betrayal, love, finding one’s path. It can’t get more Shakespearian than this.

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3. They really hit the jackpot with this one!

The movie is endless: A group of little people runs away from bad people and talks a lot, like endlessly. They face new adventures and enjoy and fear together.

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Adventure time!

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2. The things you do to achieve what you want.

Leonardo wouldn’t approve. But yes, the movie was really extreme and it’s so incredible all of what this man goes trough, but that’s what you call commitment right? Besides it doesn’t even look that cool, and the bear seems really nice.

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1. Mario Kart: Apocalypse edition.

Yes, the movie is a long car ride trying to save a group of girls from a disgusting megalomaniac dude, but you know you love it. Besides, it has some dope characters. And a Mario Kart movie, I don’t think someone would be upset about it.

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