Being a completely functioning person is hard, but you know what’s harder? Being a total disaster. Yes, battling with the many things you should take care of and deciding not to do it is not easy. It’s a real struggle.
We could say that being a total disaster is a fine art that some people just handle nicely. And as every fine art, it takes time to master but is not impossible. Here are some hilarious and totally relatable tweets about it that are just too accurate.
15. Standing up for what you believe.
Which often includes doing whatever you want.
To little kid eyeing my McDonalds: thats right i can eat this any time i want… Dont ask about any of the other parts of my life please.
— Funny website man (@BevisSimpson) July 20, 2015
14. Choosing to ignore the facts.
That are there, right in front of you.
me: why do i feel terrible
brain: coffee is not a food group
brain: eat a vegetable
brain: sleep
me: guess we'll never know
brain: oh my god— Local Trainwreck (@aplethoras) August 14, 2016
13. Procrastination is key in being a total disaster.
Like the cornerstone of the whole thing.
if this doesn't sum up my uni experience so far pic.twitter.com/bXLILkWOaA
— napstablook (@meghanjade_) October 16, 2016
12. Giving yourself a treat.
Whenever you feel like doing it. Because you deserve it. Always. At all times.
incredible how whenever i want a treat, i also deserve one
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) October 22, 2016
11. Keeping stuck in the never-ending destructive cycle.
Just because you realized something, doesn’t mean like you have to change it right away. Right?
when u realize u can't afford ur life style . when ur gonna keep goin anyway pic.twitter.com/QU9UomzE6g
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 10, 2016
10. Negation as a major feature.
Nope, I said Nope I ain’t doing it.
when u know the solutions to all ur problems but u just don't wanna do em pic.twitter.com/hUTzw5d7tN
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) February 19, 2016
9. Being too much of literally everything. Too sensitive, and too rough.
That’s what I call the Ying and yang of feelings.
[me, always]
i hate literally everyone
[someone hurts my feelings]
why is this happening. how can u do this to me, the prince of kindness— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) July 19, 2016
8. Having these mindblowing moments.
Of realizing you just wanna be a kid.
when u realize u don't want 2 be responsible for anything anymore & u just want 2 nap and be small pic.twitter.com/QTFKqDOEV8
— patrick doyle 🌌 (@pcxd13) October 16, 2016
7. Not controlling yourself.
And I mean being your worst enemy.
when im lurking and get my feelings hurt but i can't believe what i just saw so i go back to look at it and get hurt all over again pic.twitter.com/RugafE3dNk
— fat bully (@ricardojkay) December 13, 2016
6. Not dealing with emotions is the best way to deal with them.
Just bury them, just do it.
This is the best description of how I handle my feelings ever pic.twitter.com/rc6pO66EB4
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) October 12, 2016
5. Recognizing your effort.
Even the tiniest little one. Or the absolute lack of it.
"Well, I did everything I could," I said, having given up quite easily.
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) December 28, 2016
4. Dreaming of being actually an achieving person.
That sounds like a good fantasy indeed.
i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task
— Anna Maree (@rxysurfchic) December 17, 2016
3. Trying to swallow your pride.
At least attempting.
Me:I'm just going to swallow my pride and apologize
My pride: pic.twitter.com/tNOhHrM9X8
— Straight Mayo Homie (@Luge_Knight) December 22, 2016
2. Not committing at all.
At least when it comes to making plans.
"Idk ima see" = I ain't coming, never was coming, never considered it,never gave it a second thought, only remembered cause you asked again.
— Lemon (@Auria__) December 28, 2016
1. Not giving any fucks.
This is the ultimate to being a total disaster.
everyone: ur annoying
me: pic.twitter.com/bNm9sfgYO7— Jade (@j_tiarra) October 19, 2016
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