During all history politicians have mainly been… how do we say this? They’ve been some of the biggest douchebags around. And you thought that after 5.000 years, mankind would have learned how to avoid being ruled by terrible persons. But we haven’t and since democracy, and having the possibility to choose, we have elected jerk after jerk.
They behave like little spoiled brats. That want that the entire world adapts to their whims. Why? because they feel like it, and if you don’t agree with them there is gonna be a huge problem. For you obviously, no for them since they always choose perfectly. For some examples, we have Hitler, Stalin, Chávez, Kim Jong, etc. And we might think Trump’s membership for this club might be on his way.
But right now a twitter user has revealed to us who Trump really is.
With a conspiracy theory that might be just the first one to be actually real, well fundamented and sound. The user is @TylerHuckabee.
I have had an incredible revelation which I must share with you. Forgive the thread, but this discovery warrants it…
— St. Tyler Hollyberry (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
…and to finish the suspense and waiting.
Donald Trump is literally Prince John from Disney's 1973 animated classic, Robin Hood. pic.twitter.com/Q7NSOwQvsY
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
He gave us 10 points that back up his theory.
And we must admit they’re pretty solid.
1. Momma’s boy.
… or daddy’s little monster? choose your favorite.
1. He acts like both an authoritarian bully and a petulant child. pic.twitter.com/HKwsm3UgdH
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
2.It’s all about the money, money, money.
These are the real reason behind many politicians actions.
2. He loves gold and sees political power as a way to get more of it. pic.twitter.com/1fQTIDQty8
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
3.Hocus pocus.
Not the cool Disney movie. Just whatever sounds appealing in the moment is the new truth.
3. He trusts fake news sources. pic.twitter.com/bSgwROBvpo
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
4.Orangyness.
They’re both so bad they could hang out with the cast of “Jersey Shore”. Though we were gonna make a “Orange is The New Black” joke didn’t you?
4. Orange. pic.twitter.com/kOvnGZIIxD
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
5.Throwing a tantrum.
Just like any mature and reasonable person would act.
5. Wildly lashes out whenever he feels like he's being mocked. pic.twitter.com/RbV3ODGq6b
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
6.Harsh truth.
Maybe this is the real reason of all of this, nobody tells them how much they’re blowing it.
6. Surrounds himself with either spineless yes men… pic.twitter.com/hbXLmeUjQO
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
7.Friend or foe?
He is probably an Echosmith fan and want to hang out with the cool kids, and fit in.
7. …or fake friends who just want to use him for their own ends. pic.twitter.com/9fCNtazr9B
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
8.A piece of clay.
Like many people that don’t have a clue of what they’re doing.
8. He is easily manipulated by others. pic.twitter.com/QDiTyPCK0x
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
9.High fashion.
Lionel Messi would be proud of it. Edna Mode and Daniel Tosh will have a feast.
9. He wears clothes that fit terribly. pic.twitter.com/5qSVIpgozo
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
10.Comprehensive guy.
He really knows how to listen to others.
10. And finally, he wants to punish those who speak out against him. pic.twitter.com/mYXBrUZXPl
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
As you can see, my thesis is sound. In conclusion: a pox on the phony king of England. pic.twitter.com/EfUIoRHvj7
— Huckworth (@TylerHuckabee) November 29, 2016
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