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Top 10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is Actually King John from Robin Hood

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During all history politicians have mainly been… how do we say this? They’ve been some of the biggest douchebags around. And you thought that after 5.000 years, mankind would have learned how to avoid being ruled by terrible persons. But we haven’t and since democracy, and having the possibility to choose, we have elected jerk after jerk.

They behave like little spoiled brats. That want that the entire world adapts to their whims. Why? because they feel like it, and if you don’t agree with them there is gonna be a huge problem. For you obviously, no for them since they always choose perfectly. For some examples, we have Hitler, Stalin, Chávez, Kim Jong, etc. And we might think Trump’s membership for this club might be on his way.

But right now a twitter user has revealed to us who Trump really is.

With a conspiracy theory that might be just the first one to be actually real, well fundamented and sound. The user is @TylerHuckabee.

…and to finish the suspense and waiting.

He gave us 10 points that back up his theory.

And we must admit they’re pretty solid.

1. Momma’s boy.

… or daddy’s little monster? choose your favorite.

2.It’s all about the money, money, money.

These are the real reason behind many politicians actions.

3.Hocus pocus.

Not the cool Disney movie. Just whatever sounds appealing in the moment is the new truth.

4.Orangyness.

They’re both so bad they could hang out with the cast of “Jersey Shore”. Though we were gonna make a “Orange is The New Black” joke didn’t you?

 

5.Throwing a tantrum.

Just like any mature and reasonable person would act.

6.Harsh truth.

Maybe this is the real reason of all of this, nobody tells them how much they’re blowing it.

7.Friend or foe?

He is probably an Echosmith fan and want to hang out with the cool kids, and fit in.

8.A piece of clay.

Like many people that don’t have a clue of what they’re doing.

9.High fashion.

Lionel Messi would be proud of it. Edna Mode and Daniel Tosh will have a feast.

10.Comprehensive guy.

He really knows how to listen to others.

 

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