Luis Farage
Holidays are here and it’s awesome. We have our high and positive spirits to the maximum level. And we can’t help but feel happy all the time, and even take it to the creepy stage. In this awesome, sometimes obnoxious stage of happiness, we spent more time at home and loved ones. Not only due to the climatical changes but also because it’s what this season is all about.
In this voluntary lockdown, for some, we try tons of new things. Like: decorate the house, turn on the fireplace of the house for the first time ever, read, and so on. In this activities, one of the coolest of all is to cook. We get all creative and the spirit of Martha Steward possess us and we think we know how to cook. So we try a new recipe that was written by our grandma or we pick it up online. Either way, we decide to do something we will never do in the rest of the year.
So, here we leave you with 12 epic hilarious holiday cooking fails. That will remind you that “Ratatouille’s” motto of “everyone can cook” is more of a Disney movie than it is real.
12.Mexican Frosty.
We know we must accept other cultures but this is ridiculous. Making a frosty bandito doesn’t make any sense. There doesn’t even snow in Mexico. Besides it looks like if he had got shot in the face.
11.Puke tree
Horrible name, but it’s what it looks like no matter what you say. Maybe is that global warming will be at home for Christmas after all.
10.Candle or cupcake?
We really can’t tell. But hey the effect the light gives the melted outcome look cool right? Something positive out of this? Probably the dog is the one who ended up eating this.
9.Polar alien bears.
Well, at least this person tried. The part that’s supposed to be the nose ends up looking like a third eye, maybe they’re illuminated bears. Or aliens, who knows?
8.Sad snowman.
This snowman has seen better days, global warming really hit hard this time. Probably this is how a vampire or clown snowman looks like.
7.Crushed Santa.
This strawberry outcome really looks like a horrible traffic accident. Maybe Santa got a little wild at the holiday parties and this is the result.
6.Clothes for present.
When we are little, we all hate getting clothes for the holidays. But this person took it to another level-ish. We are not very sure if they’re attempts of hats or a run over animal with whipped cream all over it. Either way, they’re equally crappy.
5.Spring is here again.
The “please kill me now” face of the Frosty pops is priceless. They look more of a Nightmare before Christmas’ thing, maybe it’s. Or maybe is someone who hates his children and Frosty.
4.Spooky holidays.
Another person who hates Frosty and his children. Maybe we got this person wrong and this were some Halloween cupcakes. No other way you can turn Frosty into the assassin from Scream.
3.De-fox-restation.
This is in the third place since the outcome of what is was supposed to be is… well you know. To be polite let’s call it far from what it should be like. It’s supposed to be a tree but it looks like a chocolate fox’s head.
2.Holiday Horror.
Like really people should stop this Halloween/Christmas crossover it’s creepy as hell. They look more like swamp monsters than a Frosty. Probably this is how Tim Burton celebrates the holidays.
1.Ginger ninja turd cookies.
The aspect should be something that always matters on food. And this is far from what it was supposed to be that we found. No rodeos, these cookies look like if they just have cleaned up their dog’s mess in the jar and served it.
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