Being a completely functioning person is hard, but you know what’s harder? Being a total disaster. Yes, battling with the many things you should take care of and deciding not to do it is not easy. It’s a real struggle.
We could say that being a total disaster is a fine art that some people just handle nicely. And as every fine art, it takes time to master but is not impossible. Here are some hilarious and totally relatable tweets about it that are just too accurate.
15. Standing up for what you believe.
Which often includes doing whatever you want.
14. Choosing to ignore the facts.
That are there, right in front of you.
13. Procrastination is key in being a total disaster.
Like the cornerstone of the whole thing.
12. Giving yourself a treat.
Whenever you feel like doing it. Because you deserve it. Always. At all times.
11. Keeping stuck in the never-ending destructive cycle.
Just because you realized something, doesn’t mean like you have to change it right away. Right?
10. Negation as a major feature.
Nope, I said Nope I ain’t doing it.
9. Being too much of literally everything. Too sensitive, and too rough.
That’s what I call the Ying and yang of feelings.
8. Having these mindblowing moments.
Of realizing you just wanna be a kid.
7. Not controlling yourself.
And I mean being your worst enemy.
6. Not dealing with emotions is the best way to deal with them.
Just bury them, just do it.
5. Recognizing your effort.
Even the tiniest little one. Or the absolute lack of it.
4. Dreaming of being actually an achieving person.
That sounds like a good fantasy indeed.
3. Trying to swallow your pride.
At least attempting.
2. Not committing at all.
At least when it comes to making plans.
1. Not giving any fucks.
This is the ultimate to being a total disaster.