Here it is, Uber drivers have come clean about the most scandalous conversations they’ve heard while giving a ride.
You are hanging out with friends, sharing a couple of drinks and then realize you don’t have a ride home. No prob right? Just take out your phone and Uber your drunk self back to bed.
But there’s something about getting into a cab that makes people feel in confidence and start talking about their personal lives. But have you ever wonder what’s it like to be in the driving seat? Well, you can find out now. These Uber drivers have shared the weirdest things clients have told them.
7. Because listening to someone’s sexcapade can make you homies for life.
Yes, the urge to talk with the driver can get to some really unexpected topics, and first-time experiences are not off the list.
“I had an in-depth conversation about first time’s in the drive through at Jack in the Box with a girl who just lost her virginity in a one night stand with a dude she had the hots on. I turned off the meter and added her on snapchat, and we became mega bros immediately.”
6. When “Brokeback Mountain” goes real.
This driver overheard the chat between two men who were keeping their relationship secret to their wives.
“Picked up two dudes. They were talking about how they were going to keep hiding their relationship from their wives and children. Pretty messed up stuff.”
5. Apparently, in San Francisco, there’s always something going on, so if you’re an Uber driver, you will continue impressing.
This totally explains what he learned from the 19-year-old passenger he was driving around, who seemed to be leading a double life and loving it.
“Took this 19-year-old kid and what I assumed was his GF back to her house on Pride weekend in SF. They made out the whole ride. When I dropped them off, only she got out. He said, “Take me to Castro and 18th.” I said “Really?” and he said:“Yeah, I only make out with girls when I’m rolling.” Never a dull moment in San Francisco.”
4. But sometimes confessions are romantic, or so.
These two passengers literally confessed something that was both sweet and confusing, given that this stood in their love’s way.
“A lesbian woman and a gay man, who were best friends, literally confessed their love for one another. It was something they kept from one another for years, and it was beautiful.”
3. Most of the times passengers see the driver as a therapist.
The poor driver probably wanted to drive his car straight into a tree to avoid listening to this man’s scandalous shenanigans.
“A man admits he’s cheating on his wife to his Uber driver. He decides to go back to his wife, and his girlfriend was upset. The girlfriend then told the cops that he was taking weed from Colorado on his trips out of state. He got arrested and kept going on and on and on about how much he loved his wife.”
2. Sometimes passengers can make you feel nervous…
For this Uber driver, these questions felt like the beginning of a terrifying horror flick.
“A guy picks up two guys headed to a strip club in his car. And then the passengers ask some…questionable questions. “What would you do if someone just grabbed the steering wheel and ran the car into the median?” “Have you ever thought about what would happen if someone in the backseat tried to strangle you?”
1. And there’s no uncommon subject of discussion for passengers.
This driver got to think he was being pranked when he overheard the conversation going on in the backseat.
“Two middle-aged couples trying to agree to a foursome.”