Top 15 Text Messages From My Dog, #6 Will Crack You Up

Everybody knows that when you own a dog your happiness levels rise to the roof, right? But there is still something that dog owners always desire. Not a day goes by that they don’t think about it. But what exactly am I talking about? Simple. Talking to their dogs, knowing what they are thinking, how are they feeling. It would just be a better world if this was possible.

So, imagine your dog could text you. It might be something like this:

1. When your dog has way better arguments than you.

2. Once again, the dog wins.

3. This kind of thoughts happens more often than what you might think.

4. This happens ALL the time. Still funny, though.

5. LOL. It doesn’t get any better than this.

6. “Fat sounds awesome. Let’s get fat!”

7. When autocorrect does that thing, he loves to do… Always giving the wrong idea!

8. Being dramatic is a priority that never gets old.

9. What an uptight owner! There is nothing wrong about a friend picking you up, right?

10. Just messing around while putting to test your skills.

11. Because it’s tough to be a dog.

12. BEST. PRANK. EVER. I’m done!

13. The struggle is real. Even for dogs.

14. Loyal. Loyal ’till the end.

15. “JESUS. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?”